FIRE?! Where?

So, over the weekend, my son decided to make some french fries for the first time. Needless to say, he isn't allowed to cook in MY kitchen again. I have told him a million times, don't put tooooooo much oil in the skillet. Don't turn the flame up all the way. I have even explained why for both reasons. Well, I should have said something about the skillet size as well. He did have grease in the very small skillet. He did have the flame up too high. The flame caught the grease which sent flames and smoke everywhere in the kitchen. The cabinet next to the stove got singed. My curtain (lace no doubt), the blind and the curtain rod got hit with the flames. Curtain: GONE. Rod: there but smoke damage. Blinds: top got burned and started melting. REALLLY child!? He had to do the cleaning up. I did the detail cleaning. At least he didn't get hurt and everyone including our animals are ok. Boy, that was fracking freakish as hell.