Every day is springtime with these happy purple perennials. Gaze at their smiling blossoms and start each morn renewed. Price 100

Grow a garden as untamed as you! These feral flowers are Mother Nature’s masterpiece. Why try to outdo her? Price 60

Otherwise known as the Aphrodite azalea, this pink-petalled beauty is rumored to throw visitors into fits of passion. Enhance your garden with its splendor, but accept that it’s prone to wander. Price 75

Line your garden with dollops of blue, as if the sky were dripping daintily onto your pretty hedge. Price 200

Bright and beautiful, just like you, hydrangeas can actually be quite fickle, changing color at the least provocation. Unlike others, ours stay blue, or so we’ll say for now. Price 140

Add interest to your garden with the dullest daisies ever created. Cultivated by botanist Anna Grump after the death of her fifth husband, these rare daisies are the crowning glory of her illustrious career. Price 35

Like bright bursts of sunshine, this merry shrub adds splendor to one’s garden and joy to one’s heart. Price 80

Hedge rows are quite practical for dividing yards, creating mazes and writing messages large enough for aliens to read. Price 200

A sphere worth celebrating. Price 145

It’s like a little touch of the tropics crawled in and took residence at your house. Price 120

Dappled with sunny flowers, this lovely shrub is secretly a slug repellent. Watch them sizzle and shrivel to a crisp. Price 55

Enrobe your garden in dainty pastel beauty with these fabulous flowering plants. Swoon over their delicate aroma, but watch your head on the planter on the way down. Price 90

Kind of like a “Keep Out” sign, just…leafier. Price 230

The best way to keep neighbors out of your business? Shrubs in the shape of the last neighbor, slightly overgrown. Price 275

An even better privacy shield than its taller companion, this bushy bush not only prevents snooping, it discourages upstanding citizens from actually wanting to know. Price 155

The color of danger and stop signs, of lipstick and race cars, of clown’s lips and match tips—red flowers are thrilling, passionate, exciting. Red flowers set the heart pounding, while whispering “Beware.” Price 190

Known for its vigorous growth, this domineering beauty is hard to keep within bounds. Tend it with care, or it’ll take over more than your yard. Price 80

Surround yourself in fragrant romance with a delightful hedge of lavender. Price 85

Born to be wild, this grass defies mowing, in case you were actually thinking of getting off the couch. Price 50

This luscious topiary design is especially suited to tall trees, so no one will try to lick the branches. Price 220

This fancy topiary design is not only popular with children, but French poodles as well. Price 395

Much more attractive than barbed wire and equally as effective. Price 70

These large cacti can grow to be over 40 feet tall. Not recommended if you have a Napoleon complex, but otherwise, beautiful! Price 105

Similar in stature to a barrel cactus, these unusual cacti have a narrow opening at the top, making a great place for hiding and protecting your valuables. Price 65

These spiky plants flower but once in their lifetime. Cherish the moment, then come back and buy another. And another! Price 110

Barrel cactus can actually grow quite tall and harbor dangerous pathogens on their needles. A brilliant and lovely way to keep burglars away! Price 60

These towering cacti are ringed with pointy branches, providing 360-degree protection and plenty of gorgeous blooms in spring. Price 115

This would be impossible to resist ingesting, if it weren't for the spikes on the tip of each leaf. Price 45

Developed in the 1970s, the Shaggi-luscious is a hybrid between a chrysanthemum and a daisy. Said to have medicinal qualities, in some cultures, it is enjoyed as a tea when people get tired of looking at it. Price 270

When we got these as seeds, we thought they were orchids. Each time one bloomed, we said, “Oops, a daisy!” Price 50

It’s not that you don’t love the others, but the firstborn is always special. This strain of sunflower was cultivated in separate gardens, one at a time, so every single flower can be unique as a firstborn. Price 75

Add drama to any space with these immense, fiery red-orange blossoms ringed in flame yellow. Extinguish with water when done. Price 270

Fall head over heels for these flaming pink blossoms, and enjoy a lifetime of love, with a plant. Price 140

Every lawn needs a bush painstakingly trimmed to resemble a llama. Why? Because llamas are awesome, that's why. Price 210

These flowers are proud of their own petals and will bring honor to your garden. Price 30

This fine topiary design is ideal for untutored shears. With straight edges, flat sides, and a concealed wire under-carriage, it offers easy upkeep for amateurs and experts alike. Price 160

Competition is healthy when reaching for the sun. This plot of sunflowers is cunningly designed, allowing each flower to grow up free of the others’ shadow. Price 135

Created by a horticulturist with a deft and steady hand, this marvelous elephant can be admired solo, or placed trunk to tail with others for a grand parade effect. Price 500

We made this artificial turf much more convincing by letting it go a bit. The tall, scruffy weeds make it look unquestionably authentic. Price 150

Often confused with a common aster, these stellar blooms are clearly... aster nots. Price 345

Closely related to the red, red vine popularized by a reggae song, this shrub bears gorgeous red flowers sure to brighten your garden. Price 105

With naturally red roses and no paint about, this regal rose bush comes fit for a queen. Price 45

s soft and pink as a baby’s bottom, these tender roses are much better smelling. Price 55

This grass always seems greener in someone else’s yard. Just remember, they’re thinking the same thing when they look at yours. Price 40

Known for being delicious. If these were food, one bite and you'd be smiling all day. While enduring severe stomach cramps. Price 70

nown for being delicious. If these were food, one bite and you'd be smiling all day. While enduring severe stomach cramps. Price 70

nown for being delicious. If these were food, one bite and you'd be smiling all day. While enduring severe stomach cramps. Price 70

his flower's excessively positive attitude often irritates neighbors. It's surprisingly easy to have too much of a good thing. Price 70

his flower's excessively positive attitude often irritates neighbors. It's surprisingly easy to have too much of a good thing. Price 70

his flower's excessively positive attitude often irritates neighbors. It's surprisingly easy to have too much of a good thing. Price 70